theroomyouneverenter:

theroomyouneverenter:

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

adamcansuckme:

pancakeke:

>after a long hard day on the ranch

Let’s be honest,

that’s the Brokeback Mountain emoji

thefinalgrl:

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

mollymerula:

mollymerula:

do you think there was like…discourse about Jane Austen novels when they first came out

ladies’ weekly tea and reading club: welcome to the meeting. we have exiled Charlotte because she stans Mr. Wickham

antifa-hulk:

todaysbird:

theres this statue in singapore that was created by fernando botero and its just this giant fat bird and i think he should officially be added to the ‘wonders of the world’

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